My Criminal Mind

Is it bad to think about how to rob places? I'm pretty sure that unless you started considering how much money you could nab you're all right. I'm mean some things everybody's thought about robbing. Junk food freight trucks for example. I bet those guys are a nervous bunch. It'd be like driving one of those bank truck except without all the armour or shotguns. When you see that Coca-Cola or Doritos lable on the side of a truck you can't help but think about how much fun you could have with a truckload of that stuff. It rarely occurs to you how sick you'd be afterward. You start wondering about the probablility of you being able to pull off a James Bond leap from the roof of your vehicle onto the roof of the truck. "I could so make that," you say to yourself. Then you think of a non-violent way to take out the driver. You come to the conclusion that climbing in through the passanger door and giving him a little neck chop isn't really all that violent and your conscience lets you get away with it. Then you picture yourself driving off into the sunset with a truck-load of goddies. A trick-or-treater's dream. Sometimes I think that the only reason that this doesn't occur more often is because it would be ridiculously hard to make a clean gettaway in a truck with a huge label on the side. It wouldn't take the cops long to find you on the free-way. So, yeah, about something a little more legal...